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Year Zero arrived. The Feds called. The Horse is coming.

Thicker skin. Sharper teeth. Ready for anything.

The meme grew a spine. Institutions noticed.

The fairgrounds closed. The grid just went live.

The chronicle became the archive. Now, the next era begins.

The suits are here. They're not laughing.